Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.

I'm what Grammy Hall calls a real Jew.

Hey, Bart! Summer’s almost here. Which kind of sprinkler do you like? The one that goes like this? Or the one that goes like this? Oh, and there’s this one!

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It’s hard to act angry when you’re stomping up a spiral staircase.

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want a relationship like this! <3 :)

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