Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.

I'm what Grammy Hall calls a real Jew.

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

satya-:

"She is shy and witty, she is nobody’s fool, she is a brilliant actress, she is beautiful beyond the dreams of pornography, she can be arrogant and willful, she is clement and loving, Dulcis Imperatrix, she is Sunday’s child, she can tolerate my impossibilities and my drunkenness, she is an ache in the stomach when I am away from her, and she loves me!”

satya-:

"She is shy and witty, she is nobody’s fool, she is a brilliant actress, she is beautiful beyond the dreams of pornography, she can be arrogant and willful, she is clement and loving, Dulcis Imperatrix, she is Sunday’s child, she can tolerate my impossibilities and my drunkenness, she is an ache in the stomach when I am away from her, and she loves me!”

(via fuckyeahvintage-retro)

gosimpsonic:

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

gosimpsonic:

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

fuckyeahjamesadomian:

I need more of this in my life

fuckyeahjamesadomian:

I need more of this in my life

Don't Stop or We'll Die - Once in Awhile

digitalcable:

once in a while - dont stop or we’ll die